Because sometimes what you need most is a crow wearing a tiny winter hat.
Canuck the Crow, no less (identifiable by the red band on his left leg), Canadian crow of legend who became both infamous in Vancouver, BC and internet famous two years ago when he stole a knife from a crime scene.
According to Vancouver Courier reporter Mike Howell, police chased Canuck for about 15-20 feet until the hooligan corvid dropped the blade and took off, enabling police to recover it and take it in as evidence. One wonders if Canuck misses the knife still or perhaps his cute little beanie makes up for the loss of his sharp, shiny treasure.
Or! Perhaps he’s got a wee knife concealed inside his tiny hat.